A physicist, an engineer, and a C programmer were
discussing the nature of God. Surely a Physicist, said the
physicist, because early in the Creation, God made Light; and you
know, Maxwell's equations, the dual nature of electro-magnetic
waves, the relativist consequences… An Engineer!, said the
engineer, because before making Light, God split the Chaos into
Land and Water; it takes a hell of an engineer to handle that big
amount of mud, and orderly separation of solids from
liquids… The C programmer shouted: And the Chaos,
where do you think it was coming from, hmm?