Lustiges
2005-11-30 02:00
TauGeNiX
Hallo Leutz,
ich hab mir gard mal den Quellcode von Win98 etwas genauer angeschaut… (Für alle die ihn noch nicht kennen)
Also ich find den lustig! ;)
/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft© Code
Project: Chicago™
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big(1600000);
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if(first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
if(other_os_installed)
{
if(!MICROSOFT)
{
delete_HD_boot_block();
delete_some_files_of_other_os();
}
}
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if(still not crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if(detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if(fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if(system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}
ich hab mir gard mal den Quellcode von Win98 etwas genauer angeschaut… (Für alle die ihn noch nicht kennen)
Also ich find den lustig! ;)
/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft© Code
Project: Chicago™
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big(1600000);
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if(first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
if(other_os_installed)
{
if(!MICROSOFT)
{
delete_HD_boot_block();
delete_some_files_of_other_os();
}
}
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if(still not crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if(detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if(fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if(system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}